These are some of my cheesy jokes...I think they are so funny! (and I needed a pick-me-up tonight)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, he won't come anyway
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear
What do you call a one-legged lady?
Ilene
What do you call a Chinese one-legged lady?
Irene
What do you call a guy laying in front of your door?
Matt
What do you call two guys sitting on a window sill?
Kurt-n-Rod
What do you call a guy in a pool with no arms and no legs?
Bob
That's all for now, folks!
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