Saturday, March 28, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Questions
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Friday, March 6, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
My Friend at Conversations with a Cupcake
Click here to see a really cute video by my friend Brooke over at Conversations with a Cupcake. It's pretty funny, and you get a recipe out of the deal, too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAObVcxbnYI&watch_response
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAObVcxbnYI&watch_response
Sunday, February 8, 2009
I think they're funny...that's all that matters!
These are some of my cheesy jokes...I think they are so funny! (and I needed a pick-me-up tonight)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, he won't come anyway
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear
What do you call a one-legged lady?
Ilene
What do you call a Chinese one-legged lady?
Irene
What do you call a guy laying in front of your door?
Matt
What do you call two guys sitting on a window sill?
Kurt-n-Rod
What do you call a guy in a pool with no arms and no legs?
Bob
That's all for now, folks!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, he won't come anyway
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear
What do you call a one-legged lady?
Ilene
What do you call a Chinese one-legged lady?
Irene
What do you call a guy laying in front of your door?
Matt
What do you call two guys sitting on a window sill?
Kurt-n-Rod
What do you call a guy in a pool with no arms and no legs?
Bob
That's all for now, folks!
Monday, February 2, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Dancing in Church
My friend Shannon has this on her blog. It's the ultimate in cheesiness.
Why dancing in church is very important
Why dancing in church is very important
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